Hi, I'm an old maid, I live with my seventy cats and I love them.
Obviously I was just jokin' (but who knows? Maybe I wasn't joking at all), anyway I won't tell you who I really am, 'cause who cares? So, if you really want to know who I am, just press the button called "ask" and do it. I'm not going to eat you, I swear (mmm, I'm not sure, maybe I'm going to eat someone of you, if you're fat).
Message for a stranger who runs into this mess: I do not own most of the photos in here